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I. Fucking. Hate. Unova.
Every morning i wake up, and my day begins with peeing and shitting all over the map of Unova i printed out. Then i eat the map covered in shit and piss to show dominance to Unovabortions, and print out the next map for tommorow. I cannot express my seething hatred for Unova in words. Even thinking about Unova makes me want to kill my entire family and then myself.
"D-discord! Discord raider!" Yes. You're goddamn right. I spend roughly 14 hours a day on Discord with my colleagues furthering our campaign to slander Unova. I am a professional Unova hater, if you will. My ultimate fantasy is singling every rotten satanist bitch that has ever praised Unova on this godforsaken board, putting them all in my shitty basement, and raping each one of them. And once i've done that, i mercilessly kill every one of animals. Then, Saint Peter will judge their souls at the pearly gates and send them to Hell to be tormented for eternity for being Unova fans.
"Lol!! What a loser. What have you done?" You have no fucking idea kiddo. Every single slander campaign of Unova can be traced back to me and my colleagues, who assuredly hate Unova as much as i do. From the image compared BW to XY, to the Reddit snoo drawn on the Unova map. It's all me. The term Unovabortion is one i came up with, pretty clever, huh? That's right. Damn right it is.
God, Unova is such a pathethic region. All of their Pokemon are shitty gen 1 ripoffs, their region is a combination of gens 1, 2, 3 and 4 ripoffs yet they claim it as their own and consider it praiseworthy. Ghetsis? Who the hell cares! N? More like Nigger! I think we all know by now that UNOVA is the region that kickstarted the downfall of Pokemon; not Johto, not Hoenn, not Kalos.
So, this is my message to all Unova fans. Fucking kill yourself, niggers. You will never, ever be a woman. And Unova will never be part of the golden age of Pokemon. Seethe and cope, i stay winning.
