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>be me
>wild electross
>feeling like a fucking boss, all the other Pokémon around me are my bitch
>getting bored, decide to wander out of cave
>see random pidove, he’s trying to mate with some whore in the same egg group
>hit him with a zap cannon, eat whore
>it’ssupereffective!.jpg
>zap a few other weaklings, getting board
>fight a few stronger Pokémon worth my time, a gigilith here, a Druddigon there
>they present me a bigger challenge but I still take them out with relative ease
>will no one challenge my greatness?
>but wait, what is that?
>some brown object is protruding out of a puddle, with yellow markings
>it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
>I instantly become the most erect I’ve ever been in my life
>static bolts are flying off the tip of my dick, hitting and killing random lillipups nearby
>I approach its majesty, my throbbing cock aching more and more the closer I get
>it emerges from the water at the penultimate moment
>It’s the most heavenly body I have ever bore witness to, and I knew in that moment that my life had been fulfilled, and nothing I would ever hope to accomplish after would ever bring me this much happiness
>it was flat and slim, two fins careening out from its visage
>on the top portion of its body, a yellow fin with detailed and stringing yellow marking adorned its forehead
>The perimeter of it’s being was lined with a deep brown color, similar from the mud from which it emerged
>two angel eyes gazed up at me. I was the thing that this divine being was looking at.
>precum began dripping out of my rock hard member. I couldn’t take it anymore
>a wayward bolt of lighting, more powerful than the others, shot off my mast and struck being on the ground
>”it didn’t effect the wild stunfisk”
>faster than my eyes could detect, the stunfisk sprung to my backside
>no lubrication was needed; the foreplay had already happened
End of part 1
