>>24902284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDJCal8ZdRY"WAKE UP AND SMELL THE TREACHERY IN THE AIR, BABY! Your friend the Miser's got it on his bill right now and it's got the Marrotonin's name plastered all over it! Farfar! OPEN YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES! They're abusing the dismal circumstances of our world in order to take control of us and reign supreme, and the mayor's letting them! It's /total/ TOTALitarianism! Thus, the Mallartaud have called this meeting to order so that we can expose these frauds and put an end to them! Farfar! Don't believe me? WELL YOU SHOULD! With the Leek Miser's power, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!"
The Leek Miser raises his leek into the air, summoning a spotlight to shine down on the onion-y stick. "The Marrotonin want you to have faith in the Siren, believe that her 'divinity' can put an end to the plague... But it can't! Farfar! Sorry to say, but she's just another farce devised by them! She's a scapegoat! A patsy of a maiden! Want to know how? Lucky for you, Leek Miser's got the answer to that too, baby!"
"The Marrotonin grew stronger with each passing day, and by the time Phil'erup was erected, had just enough to continue swaying people into their league. Farfar! They needed an illusion, something to get the population to believe that hope was indeed on the horizon, and convince them that their way was law! They didn't need to look far! Through their wicked deception, a fell grimoire came about that provided the answer! And that cruel lore went a little something like this.."
"A beautiful maiden was summoned to our world on a whim, her heavenly voice pure enough to counteract the monstrosity of the plague!""So.. what did they do to this chaste angel to maintain the ruse..?"
"THEY T I E D H E R T O A C R O S S ! FARFAR!" 