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>hairdresser I've known for over a year mentioned she recently got a divorce
>it's now or never
>ask her if she would like to get lunch sometime
>flex about recently defeating the champion and gaining access to sushi high roller
>"Anon, everyone has defeated the Champion. I just had sushi yesterday."
>laugh it off nervously
>silent for the rest of the haircut
>leave a tip
I haven't had my hair done or eaten sushi for 2 months
