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>Be Lileep
>Sacred knowledge of the sealed chamber behind the waterfall passed down for millennia
>First of your kind to have access to exploration teams and their services
>Taken along with a powerful group of explorers, rush through the crashing waterfall and tumble into the cave
>As prophesied, the sacred chamber lay in wait on the 7th floor
>Your whole life has been building up to this moment
>BUM-PA-DUM
>PIT-A-PAT
>BUM-PA-RUM
>You dance
>Dance your fucking heart out in the way only those of your bloodline were taught
>Chamber opens
>Ecstasy washes over you, feel the weight of generations of expectations lifted off your shoulders and eager for your ancient reward
>It's a fucking oran berry
>The munchlax guiding you eats it anyway
>AND you have to pay him for doing it
