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>be me
>FRLG just released. Some crisp (chips for you ameritards) brand doing a promotion. Tazos in random packs
>poor school but it's alright
>pokemon not banned in my school yet
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>amass a decent collection. Become somewhat of a pokemon master on the playground
>greed gets to me. Want more tazos
>come up with a retard plan
>ask one of my rivals to show me their collection for a trade. He has them in some gay bag.
>pretend to sneeze and wack the bag out of his hands. They scatter all on the floor
>apologise profusely, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
>meanwhile, he is crying as people start to pick them up off the floor and try to steal them
>I stand over a few, having chewing gum all over the soles of my shoes
>laughinggirls.jpeg
>teacher comes and gets most of the stolen tazos back to crying autist
>mfw I had around 20 new tazos in my collection
