4 if A.21 if C.>>15762379http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpLGygpgeAFood for thought, they always say "All's fair in love and war" and "Make love, not war", but here's the thing. All that shit is totally faggot material and only a complete loser would ever ACTUALLY put those tactics to use in a full-blown war.
Fortunately, you are the biggest faggot you know. Your jacket, jeans, boots, and ungodly hair length practically spell it out for all to see.
"Attract!"
The Zuzus follow the command, despite how risky it could be. With duck lips, your side sends a flurry of hearts towards the Woobies.
They don't like that.
While some fall under the delusion of love and all its faggotry, other Woobies counter with their own Attract. In a matter of seconds, it all turns into a orgasmic lovefest.
Two by two, each sides dwindle again due to members refusing to fight those that they've fallen for. The distraction arising from the love gets you to the final safe point, you're now on the other side.
You place Miss down for a bit, you're no tough guy, you're drained of all your stamina, and this is bad shit considering you still have to nuke the Woobie side to get them to fuck off.
First though, comes the Black Sludge. Cancerous just has to keep Swoobers busy.
Dedenne returns from his dirty work to join you on your shoulder. So far, the battle seems to be in your favor, it started with an army of one-hundred, now it's down to sixteen.
You whistle the extra eleven Zubats and Golbats away from the battlefield and to follow you. They'll either end up as good murder-fodder or carrying boys for whatever ungodly amounts of Black Sludge they have.
>Final Zuzu count: 16! A) Help General Cancerous against Admiral Swoobers!
B) Get rid of the remaining Woobats before they can hinder your progress!
C) Waste no time, head for the Woobie Nest!