>>21091370"C'mere Commander! As your Major, it is my sworn duty to protect and serve you, and I shall accomplish just that by lightly blowing into your eye. Whoooooooooooosh!~"
You blink twice from all the blowing and start flailing about in agony, "G-GAAAAAHHHHH! Major, I thought you were going to blow gently, that felt like jab in the eye, and I couldn't really tell it apart from the actual wind anyway!"
All that random flailing means you stop flapping, and when you stop flapping, you start falling. Fortunately, your Major is a major for a major reason, she's always there to back you up when you need it the most. As you start to lose momentum, she soars over and hooks an arm under you, saving you from another game over.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I should just carry you for the rest of the way, Commander.~ Flying doesn't look like it's your thing, which is ironic since I'm a pro at it but somehow a lower rank than you."
>What do you say next? 