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Another blessed day as a member of the human-like egg group. God I love being the best.
>I can type just like a human, and use almost all human technology
>I fit perfectly in human furniture and houses
>In public strangers treat me with respect, not like an animal
>At home I still get pampered by my master like a pet
Yup, it's great being me. If I was a beastchud or a field bitch I'd kill myself.
