>>11845114Your mom is just going on and on. You just wish that something will happen to make her sh-
*SLAM*
Suddenly the door opens up and a figure appears. His face is obscured by the drastic difference in light between your house and outside.
Whoever it is, you are prepared to punch him in the face and rip his eyeballs out. You paid good money for those karate classes, and you want to use them damnit!
But no. Instead of an intruder, it's your dunkard of a father.
"Hiiiiiii fami*hic*ly! I have some*hic*thing important to say to you... "
