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A coworker of mine is Hau. He is literally a grown-up version of this fucking cocksucker.
He's the nicest guy you will ever meet, but also annoying to the point of making you want to tear your fucking ears off. This wouldn't be such a problem if 1. everyone in the office didn't love him to death for some reason (being utterly incompetent, he relies on the help of others to do ANYTHING, in all areas of his life, though that's more of a Lillie thing), and 2. he wasn't, of all people, specifically a fan of ME. He somehow decided I was the most interesting person he's ever met, follows me around everywhere, strikes meaningless conversations all the time, tries to "emulate me" because he loves the way I act in general. Nintendo could seriously sue him for copyright infringement because of his fucking personality.
Pic related, it's him cosplaying AS MYSELF.
This is why I hate Hau.