>>16470614>Be huge competitive fag.>My girlfriend knows almost jackshit about the game, competitively, but she loves Pokemon a lot.>Her favorite type is fire and flying. >She challenges me to battles last night, try to warn her that I'm a huge dick.>I sweep her with like two Pokemon of my full six team, decide I'll handicap myself. >Use two Pokemon, max. >Be a huge dick and use Ferrothorn with stealth rock. >She giggles and laugh as I try to explain things like STAB to her. >Tells me she had fun regardless of getting her ass kicked.>We make out, and she gives me a blowjob and then we go to bed together.She actually surprisingly won a battle or two when I was using only two Pokemon. I tried to clean sweep her with my Greninja, but her Swanna tanked it through a non-SE hit and managed to kill it because of all the recoil I was taking from Life Orb.
