>>12468075You meet Lord Farquaad who is now a trainer for some reason.
"Hello Lord Farquads why are you not at my swamp trying to kill me?"
Lord Farquaad takes out a poke ball, "Shrek the evil pirate construction worker zombie ghosts have kicked me out of your swamp even though it wasn't my swamp. I have become Pokemon trainer in order to defeat them."
You grab his neck, "BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!?!?!?!!?!11"
He says, "Shrek don't fuck with a man ten times smaller than you."
You think "Okay maybe midget king has a point."
A) FIGHT FARQUAAD
B) IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.