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What's that?! My favorite pokémon who has never shown romantic interest in me, IS NOW ROMATICALLY KISSING ANOTHER TRAINER?! AND.....HE MEAN'T THE KISS! *Gulp* And now.....I'm forced to watch my daughterwifemon show romantic gestures to another man that she hasn't show me! *sweating* You're also telling me that she had more chemistry with said trainer within minutes than our entire married life! THAT'S NOT ALL?! SWEET RAYQUAZA! HE'S GUNNA PLOW HER 100 SOMETHING YEAR OLD VAGINA WITH THE STRENGTH OF BHC, WHISPERING INTO HER EAR THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE FELT ROMANTIC LOVE, AND HE'LL FILL HER UP WITH HIS SEED *GULP* THE NEW OGERPON RACE WILL THEN BE LOOKED AFTER BY FLORIAN! SOMETHING THAT HE DIDN'T DO FOR SPRIGATTO AND QUAXALY! And when it's all over she's gunna leave me, again, this time FOREVER!? WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!
