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>not having loving enough parents to get you an Eevee, so you can decide your own path with your Pokemon
>if no dad, not finding a Professor to dish out the goods
>not appreciating getting a 3-stager when more than half of the population has to start with Ratattas and Bonsly and shit
>asking for a shiny on top of this, unless your parents are fucking magicians
You little cunt