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Writing this as i just woke up. I dreamt of the absolutely weirdest pokemon one could ever think of.
The first one was a purple fat guy in a kitchen chef's outfit. He was about 5 feet tall. His short arms only reached half of his stomach. His feet were like that of that fat Bugs Bunny meme. His face was a realistic drawing of a skinny man's face, with grey eyebrows, hair, and beard. He only talked in the laugh of Barney the Dinosaur.
The other one was "Coiote" (a play on koi and coyote), a middle evolution between female Magikarp and Gyarados with the sole purpose of giving Gyarados Body Press. It had an anatomically correct dog body, except the head was Magikarp's (without whiskers for some reason) and the tail was reptilian with Magikarp's crown replacing the tail fins. Apparently everyone hated it.
