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>Gen VI
>No new pokemon
>All Charizard Megaevolution DLC
>155 of them
>Every single one costs 19.99 plus tip
>The only thing that makes each one different from the next is they have different cutie marks
>genwunners buy every single one
>GF just gives up making pokemon games because they aren't profitable
>Partners with Hasbro
>Gen VIII is just Friendship and Magic Edition, a MLP and Charizard crossover dating sim with RPG elements
>Requires hourly fee of .99 cents
>characters make constant reddit injokes
>final boss is God. He has the new Cis/Heterosexual type
>his only weakness is the new Atheism and Transgender types
>Can't catch him. Can only kill him because the MC is "too euphoric for Gods"
>Game bombs
>Gaming journalism says its because all gamers are homophobic and transphobic
>Gamefreak dies
>Nintendo dies
>Video game industry collapses
>no new vidya game ever
