>>21053054"'Lissen boys, you're 'gon wanna take this 'witcha, no need 't thank me. It's 'jus that one 'o our feller victims thinks 't Muck Monstuh hates 'shurup."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqX0rTbiPy0>SYRUP GET!The Village Elder gives you a bottle of syrup to defend yourself with, /not/ for eating. The label says molasses, but there's no time to be getting technical about these things.
A Foongus pushes his way to the front of the crowd to bid his own farewells, you don't even recognize his face but he sure looks like a swell kid with a ton of dreams that will never be realized, "Good luck guys, try not'tuh die!"
He is joined by the rest of the mushroomers, who all bid you goodbye by hoping that you actually return in one piece.
Sporrest starts up his boat and basks in the low purrs of its oil-spilling motor, "Alrite, alrite, no need 'tuh 'git sentimental! Let's just get ya boys out there already, figure it's 'gon be a loooooooooong day anyways."
With high hopes that you'll be their skydropper, the villagers all wave to you as the Miss Issippi makes its way down the thick waters and into the danger zone.
A) Something instantly goes wrong.
B) Everything's peaceful for the time being...too peaceful..
C) [Insert time card here.]
