>>40069514God why is Goodra so shit? First two designs so fucking good and then some fucking dumbass ruined it with BARNEY just like fucking Dratini line. Why the fuck do they constantly have someone else design the last form for a line? It's like they just completely rhrew out the concepts of the first one. Snail shell? Who gives a fuck. Pokedex explicitly mentions that it has poor eyesight and that those dots are more for show? lol who gives a fuck, kawaii uguu eyes! Overall body is a blobby mass with the illusion of not having a real defined form but being a goo blob? LOL time to make generic dyno body and um...shit, we didn't incorperate the good? Throw on some fucking snot drops last minute. Who cares if it looks like it was obviously tacked onto the end product because I fucked up, at least now it's gooey! lol!
God, what a fucking moron. Even the marketers at TCP know that Goodra was a fucking mistake, because they love flooding their stores with Goomy merch but know Goodra sells like steaming piles of dogshit so never make merch for it. Sliggloo has the unfortunate curse of being the middle evo so would almost never get merch unless it was merch that included the whole line - and they never do that because they know that just throwing Goodra's shitty fucking face on a mug or something along side Goomy would lower the demand for it. What an absolute piece of shit. Yes, I'm mad. Fuck Turner.
