>>16192430"Well, um, y-you see...How do I put this? Kalos is nice, b-but it's kind of boring for me!~ Back in Unova I-.....oh wait...Haha, I'm sorry, but that's soooo classified!~ You wouldn't believe it if I told you!~"
>'Wouldn't she like to know....'Miss cocks her head to the side, "So what you're saying is: you're trying to busy yourself out of boredom?"
"W-Well, um, haha~ I guess when you put it like that it's gonna sound mean!~" Lily says as she unrolls the map, revealing it in its raggedy glory.
"I got this from a shady traveler in Lumiose, I was really bored, an-and, I needed an adventure to get my mind off of sad stuff like the ones my boyfriend used to take me on, so I traded some magical beans for it!~"
"And your parents just let you leave home, just like that?"
"Definitely!~ My mom is like, super crazy, haha!~ All she does is play with a paddle ball all day in the corner, she smells soooooo gross.~" to better get a feel of what her mother is like, Lily imitates her by sitting down and playing with an imaginary paddle.
"...And she's like that, all day? Does she not say or do anything?"
"Nope!-...Erm wait, she sometimes rambles about crazy stuff, but daddy says that's just her dementia talking!~ He says it's my fault for making her that way but I think he's just in denial. Can you believe such a big strong guy would willingly stay with such a thin, mumbling slut? So funny!~"
>'The hell? Did she really just talk shit about her own mom?' 