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After getting my ass handed to me multiple times in Platinum and getting thoroughly bored with Ultra Sun, I decided to go back to square one and do a proper full series randomized Nuzlocke this time.
My starters were Magmar, Jolteon, and Dragonite. Oh game, you're not even trying to make this a challenge. I picked up a few decent mons (and a Golduck) and found a fucking Articuno in Viridian Forest. I should've just run from it but I took the risk and Thunder Waved. Somehow survived the Ice Beam (why the fuck does it have Ice Beam at level 3?) and managed to hold it off with Wrap and caught it in the last ball. I'll probably box it once I have a full team, Dragonite is broken enough for one run.
Apparently it was opposite day in my game because everyone and their mother led with fully-evolved mons only for their ace to be some NFE shitmon. DICKS had Omastar and Rattata, Brock had Jolteon and Diglett, and that fucking lightyear kid led with Arcanine (which very nearly rekt my shit with Take Down) and then sent out a fucking Growlithe. Oh shit nigger what are you doing. Brock gave me the TM for Thunderbolt, which is neat.
