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It's kind of funny that the best selling franchise of all time is made by a couple japs in a one-floor office of a building. Was me who owned Game Freak I'd move it to a pimpin gold-plated skyscraper that would put Trump's Las Vegas shit to shame. Every employee would start their day with stripper blowjobs. There'd be a fountain in the lobby dispensing honey to dip your fucking truffles in. The programming department would be mandated to do a bump of coke every 45 minutes. Every Saturday we fly in BABYMETAL to put on a concert, where you can light cigars with 10000 yen banknotes.
And the games would be the same as they are now.
