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>Lucario, Snorlax, and Talonflame rushing bottom goal
>I've been shitting on them separately 1 and 2v1, so I know it'll at least be close, and the Garchomp laning down here should cinch it
>pop x attack and volt switch away from heavy slam
>discharge and try to keep all three of them in my basic attack cone
>manage to burst them all down to the last pip or pip and a half of health each
>look for garchomp who was actively running down the lane on his way before they even reached me
>faggot's killing a corphish in the jungle five feet from where I was holding them off
>they score 60 points and break the goal
>win anyway because I stole zapdos at the end
I can't tell if the stress of dealing with guaranteed retards in quickplay with no repurcussions, or the stress of possible retards in ranked royally fucking me over is worse.
