O-Oh you guys..>>20789335[
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4As much as it pains you, the only thing that could possibly be fair in a fight whose stakes include the most godly, sweatiest spats to ever have existed, is the life of a living being.
You release your Skrelp and look him deep in the eye, he seems to be as oblivious as ever, but you can see that this time it's a farce. There's a hint of heartbreak in his small, dot eyes.
You place a hand on his head, "I'm sorry, but some guy last week told me that it's criminally illegal to have more than six Pokemon on you at a time."
"..S-Skre...?"
"Yeah, I'm so sorry it has to be this way.."
"...!! S-SKREE, SKREEEEEEE!"
"It's too late now, don't make me regret things I've already done!"
"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Skrelp starts breaking down in battery acid waterworks, refusing to believe that he's the biggest weakest link in your party. For Johnny Cashews and everyone else, this is the best dramatic performance they've seen all night.
>You have offered Skrelp for the battle! If you lose against Johnny, you will permanently, canonically, irreversibly lose Skrelp for good.. 