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>nobody but me and wigglytuff call lanes, both go bottom
>me (master), two ultras, two vets
>match starts
>immediate chaos
>forced to go top because our entire team seemingly goes bottom
>cinderace starts jungling but oh woops bulbasaur just took the lilipup
>tries to pepper them under their tower while their jungler saunters over and I spam retreat
>jungle isn't being done so I do a rotation, top is fucked anyway
>somehow we get dred, pushes me just a hair under 9
>internet goes out
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>come back about a minute before zap
>they're losing but it's close, where the fuck were the shitters I started with
>we kill a bunch of them, I start to head back to base but realize I can heal up and dunk 100 in their outermost top
>do that then back to zap
>stunned their blastoise with flare blitz, cinderace just barely secures it
>only cinder and I manage to dunk
>game ends, we won by like 90 points
>algorithm decides I deserve MVP more than the cinderace, who tied me
Potion cinderchad I kneel, you held down the fort and won us the game. You should be wearing this crown.