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>play "pokemon battle" with friend
>he was way more fit than i was, a pudgy lil kid
>it'd often just devolve into roughhousing
>i often just ended up getting beat up
>one day, he picks skarmory, i pick pidgeot
>i use wing attack and i run at him with my extended arms
>he does the same but yells out "STEEL WING"
>hits me at such an angle that it hurts like fuck, i crumple down on the floor, start crying
>later resentfully tell him "after that battle pidgeot DIED"
>In middle school
>would just sit on my chair like Croagunk and puff up my cheeks while going "CROAK"
>everyone would just laugh at me except this one bro who got the reference and said i was really good at it
>i haven't felt that validated since
These still keep me up at night
