>>19925958Faced with a Matrix-tier decision, Alice decides to eat the blue mushroom since it reminds her of you.
It turns out that the blue mushroom is actually a shiny Foongus but Alice doesn't find that out."Fooooooooooooooooooo--!"
Too late, it's dead.
The effects of the mushroom take place immediately, shrinking Alice down, down, down, DOOOOOWN to the size of a Scatterbug. She's reasonably sad, given how gigantic she was moments ago, "Awwh wha? D-Did I choose 't wron' one?"
"Apparently so,"
The now miniature Alice turns around only to come face to face to a remarkably familiar face that isn't actually the face she remembers from her world. In fact, they're two different people entirely who just share an uncanny resemblance.
"Hello...?~"
"Greetings,"
It's Clemont!...or well, it /looks/ like Clemont, except he's wrapped in a bundle of sleeping bags and wearable blankets. With all those bundles of warmth, he looks like a Caterpie surrounded with Joltiks.
"W-Who are...?"
"I could be asking you the same question, child. HOO R U?"
Nerds don't typically smoke. This one does though. In fact he's so much of a parallel opposite to his real world self that he has the balls to smoke in Alice's face, /on purpose/. The little girl coughs and tries to wave it away from her face.
"'M Alice, what 'bout you?"
"The chain-smoking Caterpie of the woods, I don't go out a lot, so not many people know me, not that I want me anyone to know me, if I did I'd go out more. See the pattern here? My favorite thing to do is to sit here and watch travelers pass by before tossing a morality question their way. Considering you were big and shrunk upon eating the blue Foongus, I'd venture to guess you chose the wrong one. Why do you think that is?"
A) Red always overpowers blue.
B) There's a 50-50 chance of blue being the underdog everytime.
C) Her choice was biased, clearly.
