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>be me
>freshman in highschool
>no friends, people think im weird
>only passion is pokemon
>go to cosplay pokemon convention
>find this cute bitch dressed as Bonsly
>She see's im into her
>waddles over and starts giving me kisses
>#escalatingquickly
>we make our way into the bathroom
>I pull down my pants, her bark is so hot
>starts licking my private areas
>#abouttosquirtle
>pull out as quickly as possible
>This bitch wants my load, and tries to Catch it All
>#fuckyeahAshCatchem
>We Finish
>I grab the dog, her costume is clearly ruined
>sneak her back with her owner
>MFW I lost my virginity