>>34441724Same question, anon? What a dork! Have one of my darker secrets, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxh-1JyWQPQWhen I was in middle school, one girl that constantly got on my nerves pulled the back of my binder out of my hands and made all my important papers fall into the wet concrete puddles just outside of the bus stop. Little boy anon hitting a girl anon would have caused trouble, plus she was bigger and stronger than I was. I finally decided to try and exact my revenge on her discreetly. I knew how to open the Master combination locks on the other students' lockers at the time and attempted to jerry-rig a pencil to a rubber band launcher inside her locker during lunch/recess period. I made it to where a small piece of paper was holding the rubber band taut at the top shelf of the locker to where the pencil would launch at eye level the moment the door was opened all the way. I made sure to test it before I set it up and went on my way. I didn't see her open her locker and didn't hear anyone talking about it near that time, but she was absent from school for over a week after that day.I was never caught, nor have I told this story to anyone outside of this thread for fear of retribution. On retrospect, I was an evil little bastard back then that made fun of people who got poor grades in their classes. 