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Guys, I just had my first death I actually give a shit about.
>first pokemon that I find on my nuzlocke is a rattata
>not happy, I catch the fuckin thing, call it knishes and get on my way
>I fully expected it to die early on as I caught it at level 2
>to my surprise knishes was a fucking beast
>every other attack she would crit
>she completely shat on joeys rattata and demolished half of bellsprout tower
>by the time I'm ready to fight the first gym I have 3 pokemon leveled upto take it on
>fisty the geodude, knishes and my starter big guy the cindaquill
>I also have Eff the unown and Giggity the wooper but they're both level 6
>I deal with the gym trainers no problem
>fisty KOs falkners first pokemon too with minimal damage
>I'm positive I've got this in the bag
>he sends out his pidgeotto
>it fucking crits with gust on its first attack
>fisty was in the red so I swapped him out for big guy
>I got a couple of embers off and now both big guy and pidgeotto are near death
>he's faster than me so I'm forced to swap to knishes and hope he doesn't roost
>of course he fucking roosts
>I quick attack and he gusts
>at this point knishes is one hit off dying and pidgeotto is two hits off
>I'm going to lose this, shit
>quick attack again hoping for a crit
>alas, knishes dies
>completely defeated I send out Eff the fucking unown to its death
>falkner goes for a tackle
>eff survives on 2 fucking hp
>the hardy son of a bitch was sick of being the laughing stock of the pokemon world
>it hung on to it's dumbass life and charged up the greatest fucking hidden power I've seen in my life
>a fucking unown saved my run
>even though I'll really REALLY miss knishes for all that she has done for the team and the sacrifice she made for us to win
>I'm still happy I've got a new bro in the form of unown F of all fucking dumbshit pokemon
This playthough is going to be a fuckin wild ride
