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Falkner is a misogynist holier-than-thou knave.
Bugsy wants the strap-on D from Kris.
Whitney is a part-time baseball player/fanatic.
Morty has occult-themed liaisons with the geisha girls.
Jasmine isn't actually shy, but a passive-aggressive tsundere.
Everyone thinks Chuck is so serious but he's actually a permanently mellow drunk.
Clair's family is a political machine that owns and runs Blackthorn with an iron fist.
Pryce is the grandfatherly figure that has to keep this crazy family in check.
