>>12731181Just as your paw is at the cage, a plastic katana hits your hand and you retract it. It mildly hurts.
A big hairy guy in a robe appears out of the shadows, "Gomensai, I am Ken-sama. Justin-sempai predicted that you would come and rescue Icetits, so he hired me to protect his glorious Japanese-created treasure. My katanta has been folded over one-thousand times and can cut through steel, you must now face me if you wish to rescue her."
"Okay." you say, you're not afraid, he is gay therefore inferior.
"EH? NANI?" he says, "Oyama! Whatever. SCREAM YOUR BATTLE CRY NOW!"
You do just that, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"ITADAKIMASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" he screams.
Defeat Ken-sama how?