>>24988636"The Mallartauds. The Mallartauds.."
"The Mallartaudsthemallartauds"
"themallartaudsthemallartaudsthemallartaudsthemallartAAUUUGGH!"
His club smashes into the nearest pillar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME1NgI3qKfQ"....Pardon me.... I'm usually more adept at containing my frustration.. It's just.... It's just... THE MALLARTAUDS. THE MALLARTAUDS. THE MALLARTAUDS!!! THE ABSOLUTE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE! THE BIGGEST THORN IN MY SIDE! THAT REBELLION OF TERRORIST TURNCOATS! AAAGGHHH!"
Garakraw clutches at his head with one hand, flailing his club madly with the other. "I did everything.... did absolutely everything to deplete and diminish their sickening hopes... I covered all the bases.. I cut no corners.. I took everything from them, left them with nothing, and gave them no choice but to submit to the Lore Miser..."
"B-But...But.."
"They refused... They resisted.... like stalwart heathens.. They wouldn't listen... Their hearts were too strong for even I to canonically corrupt! I could scarce believe it.. IT AGONIZED ME TO NO END! Why wouldn't they listen..? Why wouldn't they back down..? Their physical bodies gave in.. Their minds surrendered... but their hearts... endured..."
"I began.."
"I BEGAN TO SUSPECT THEIR AMBITIONS HAD SURPASSED MY OWN!"
"And it was all because.. all because of... THAT FOWL D U C K! THAT IRRITATING IMPOSTOR! They saw his heart as a heart of gold... Even in the darkest hour, the fink still rallied them together, binding them by the despicable bonds that they shared, and from that......."
"... a resistance was born..""My efforts... to stop one from happening... were what led to its creation.. The Mallartauds..."
