>>28242514Let's start with the fact that it looks more like a garbage bag than trubbish, is a useless baby Pokemon that brings nothing other than aggravation for people who like Snorlax due to the fucking honey trees that teases "You like Snorlax, right? Well there are three randomly picked trees through out the world, and if you guess the tree correctly there's a 1% chance that you will get a fucking useless garbage bag that's supposed to be your favorite pokemon!". Oh and if you want to fill out your pokedex in other games you can't obtain them properly either you have to fucking breed a Snorlax by giving it a specific hold item that's useless for anything other than selling or breeding even more useless Munchlaxs! On the subject of being useless in Smash Bros it's even more useless than the Goldeen that flops around since Munchlax just sits on its fat, ugly, useless ass and only moves if there's food items around in which case it only eats them and goes back to being pointless. It doesn't even look like it's supposed to be the pre-evo of Snorlax, it's more like the designer tried to make a typical gen IV pokemon and realized "Hey, this pokemon is kinda similar to an already existing pokemon, let's make it its pre-evo!". It's about as cute as a garbage bag but unlike trubbish it doesn't have the excuse of being modeled after a garbage bag.
If you're wondering, yes I'm fucking pissed because just thinking about Munchlax makes my blood boil and here I have to actively think about it and focus on the things I hate about the piece of shit. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I am a person who doesn't use the word hate lightly, since hate is a strong word that implies that you'd be willing to start a war over it and spill the blood of those who disagree with you. But I -hate- Munchlax.
This must be what autism feels like. 