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IN A WORLD
>*pans in to Vaush convention *
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers
BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW
>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13
