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So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves, You got a brand of magic never fails!
You got some power in your corner now, Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how, See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, And I'll say,
Mister *insert name here*, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Ha ha ha!
Life is your restaurant, And I'm your maitre d'!
C'mon whisper what it is you want,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service!
You're the boss, The king, the shah!
Say what you wish, It's yours, true dish, How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"!
I'm in the mood to help you dude,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Wha-ah-ah! oh my!
Wha-ah-ah! no no!
Wha-ah-ah na na ah!
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this, Out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof
Well, looky here!
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let her rip!
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed, I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers!
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires!
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish, I really wanna know!
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and oh
Mister *insert name here*, sir, have a wish or two or three!
I'm on the job, you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Yah-ha-ha!
Wha-ah-ah!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
