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>65,000,000 BC
>Be Zolt
>Velociraptor Pikachu running fast across dino world
>I don't even know what a Pikachu is
>steal some eggs from a Tyrantrum nest, zap out of there
>Crack open a fresh egg with the bois
>enjoying life, eating eggs under the starry eye
>that's a really big star
>a shockwave happens, my ungs are vaporized
>everything goes dark
>what did just happen?
Present day
>wake up
>last thing I remember is being vaporized
>feeling cold
>try to move
>why doe my lower half feel so sluggish?
>find out in horror I've been brough back with the lower half of some fat butter golem
>my nimble legs are now just fat clinging to bones
>apparentely this was from an ice creature like those Aurorus
>I feel cold
>the cold comes from my lower half
>my existence is shivering from the cold produced from my fucked up ower body
>I can't even run anymore
>also I'm under the control of a weird peach-colored small creature that only feeds me a weird yellow paste and grain instead of eggs
>Let myself be defeated in battle
>but never die only faint
>kill me
>release me
