>>12074896http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkyoG4S-R6IThe next matter on the agenda regards the suspicious looking individuals at the end of the cave path, and just exactly what the hell to do with them. From far away, they seem to be pretty tough eggs, and being a Pokemon, you surely know your eggs.
Bad eggs are bad. Just like your human mother always told you, "Never hang out with bad eggs, because they're
ROTTEN."
She'd then prod you over and over about eggs and puns and how "eggsellent" her puns were, and then she'd sigh, and tell you how egg-related puns and your mere existence is the only thing keeping her going after your father left you.
Now that you think about it, ever since you became a Pokemon, you haven't even thought about your family once since you disappeared.
And by family, you mean mother and father who vanished into the unknown. It's weird, really, you know for a fact that mom and dad never fought or had any marital problems, so why would he suddenly get up and leave?
Where did he go? Why didn't he say goodbye?
Is it your fault? Is it your fault he left? Is it your fault he left the family after your mere presence in his life drove the sexual tension from his life away?
No, impossible. You're thinking too hard and getting off-topic. But even then, without you to comfort your mother in the real-world, then....who knows what mess she'll get into...
