>>39965022>Wanted an umbreon>Let it learn fairy moves>mistook friendship for love>freaks out when it evolves into a Slyveon probably ignorant to the fact it loves him very much>blame it for something literally out of its controlYep... I’d be dragging him outside, knocking him on his ass, then kicking his teeth in. After that I’d pick up Slyveon and carry him out the back door so not to traumatize him further seeing his former trainer curled up in the fetal weeping and probably having pissed himself. Then I’d keep him for myself because I don’t care if it looks like a ribbon dancer, its a guaranteed loyal and true companion by its very nature. If thats gay I don’t fucking care.
