>>17448592Unfortunately.>>17448473http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR9XYny5D6oFurfrou's fur is extremely thick and sticky, as tangled a Tangela, as tangled as the movie Tangled, and as unkempt as the current state of a reader's fish-smelling crotch on a drowsy Friday night.
Not even water can break through his labyrinth of curls and knots, dander and dandruff are everywhere. It's absolutely disgusting and it smells of rotten eggs, EGGS, EGGS!
Furfrou's eyes pop out of their sockets multiple times during the rinsing, splooshing and sploshing blood and pus on the Khovoskhy. Serena can only watch as Gavrel takes drastic measures, by slipping a pair of goggles on and and turning the water to full blast.
"My god....this is already proving to be one of my most HARDEST projects ever, how daunting, how cruel....how....top quality...I LOVE A CHALLENGE, THANK YOU BASED DOGE!"
"Booooauaaafff..."
"Gullible customer, were you looking for a specific trim? Say it now before I make with CASUAL TALK with doge."
"Ah, this is my first time customizing a Furfrou, so I'm not really caught up on all of the specifics. Is it okay if I let you make that decision?"
Gavrel forces himself to decimate a split end in Furfrou's afro, earning a yelp from the mangy mutt, "IT WOULD REQUIRE AN EXTRA FEEL OF ARTISAN'S CHOICE OF FREE DESIGNING WILL...but I shall see what I can do."
From then on, the salon is silent as Gavrel works his magic on Furfrou. Soon, the rinse is done and over with, and the merchant begins drying his despicable fur. Brushes beyond brushes are brought to tame the maze of tangles, only coating the floor more in Furfrou's discarded surplus grit white fur.
Thus begins the casual talk.
"So, TOP QUALITY doge, have you...seen any good movies lately...?"
A) "Ouaf-ouaf!"
B) "Bouaf-bouaf?"