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>do emerald nuzlocke, victory road
>have linoone, azumarill, swampert and flygon because fuck pokeballs and low catch rate
>about to exit, entire team low on hp, ambushed by hariyama
>Go Linoone!
>no PP for anything except cut, cant waste my 3 uses of earthquake and surf on him because i still have to do a double battle
>despite there being a diference of almost 50 levels, i do shit damage to him
>fake out, linoone flinched!
>cut missed!
>critical hit, linoone fainted!
>motherfucker
>Go Swampert!
>swampert used earthquake, critical hit! hariyama fainted!
>trash both trainers with flygon and swampert
>rush to pokecenter to release my lv 91 linoone and heal my team (she got a shitload of rare candies, and since using them on my main pokemon was unfair, i just used all on my HM friend)
>about to release, she's holding an item
>TM 26
my dear linoone gave me her last gift before dying, i swear to god that my flygon will shit all over the elite 4 with your earthquake
i never thought you could get so attached to something virtual, im canceling that nuzlocke of black i was planning to do
call me a faggot, but losing "her" really hurt
