>>19319240The more and more I listen to you talk the more and more I realize you're exactly like Chris-Chan. Down to every fucking detail.
Like Chris, you have an obsessive mindset that doesn't allow you to focus on the things that are really important. You are utterly consumed by things of little to no significance and it regularly interferes with your life.
Like Chris, you are incredibly easy to spark. When prompted, you will begin reacting in such a way that is humorous to other people. Many people specialize in pushing your buttons, which causes repeated amusement time and time again.
Like Chris, you ALWAYS blame others for what goes wrong. It is never your fault that things are going wrong. It's 100% the fault of those dang dirty trolls that are out to ruin your life. You're infallible. If someone speaks ill of you, they are a troll. There is no way they are pointing out legitimate flaws.
Like Chris, you become extremely stressed at the smallest things, to the point where its almost comical.
Like Chris, you share a bed with your mother
Like Chris, you are incapable of functioning in an online community and successfully make yourself to be a pariah.
Like Chris, you feel that everybody should be bowing down to you for ALL that you've done.
All you need is to make a Pokesage comic and post it online and we could have another Chris Chan. Think about that.
But I digress. Pic related.
