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>A few weeks ago, your degenerate Gardevoir had tried to seduce you by using Attract
>Little did she know you are a raging homosexual, so it didn't produce any effect
>Dejected, she used her psychic powers to force you to have sex with her
>Those two hours really did a number on you
>Pleased with her victory, she let you out of the house, ostensibly to buy groceries
>You did buy groceries, you were running low on vegetables
>You also visited a shadier part of town, to buy a jacket
>Upon your return, you found your Gardevoir spreading wide open for you
>You looked away and went downstairs to the basement, picking up a crowbar you had lying around
>Your Gardevoir followed, obviously unhappy that you had once again refused her
>As soon as she came into sight, you swung the crowbar at her head, striking a direct hit
>She collapsed to the floor
>She looked up at you, first in confusion, then anger
>You saw her eyes glowing blue, a sign she is using her psychic powers
