>>16227714"Y-Yes?"
"I think we've been counter-rused!"
You try to get away in order to save yourself, but a tractor beam gets sent down, and as far as your knowledge about aliens go, tractor beams are NEVER a good fucking thing.
You're trapped in place, all you can do is huddle next to Miss and hope you won't get a stick shafted up your ass.
"Oh god, we're so fucked now Miss! Now I'll never become champion!"
"I-I...I never got to finish my article!
"I never got to play in the competitive metagame!"
"I never wrote that auto-biography..."
"I've never eaten nutella on toast, I ALWAYS EAT IT OUT OF THE JAR!"
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CALEM. What are your last words?A) PANIC. JUST PANIC. PANIC LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PANICKED BEFORE.
B) Hug her and proclaim u're ever-lasting love for her despite being such a subtle cunt.
C) Admit an embarrassing secret to her that won't come back to bite you later.
D) Charmingly mention off-handily how you have yet to lock lips with a girl.
E) Admit to Arceus above that you are a faggot and acknowledge that you are the worst designed protagonist of any video game ever, and that you are proud of that.
