>>22624817"Not feeling so damn high and mighty now, are you Calem?" Malva chimes, "Let this be a marital lesson to you--don't run around with your schlong hanging out, a good boyfriend keeps his clothes on. Plus, it looks like you NEED those /weighted training/ clothes given the trouble you're having here."
"Struggle? The only struggle I have is any time on the john when I don't use laxatives! It's a very frustrating and time-consuming process!.,.I shouldn't have said that Greninja Rock Tomb please..."
"Jaaa!"
Greninja uses Rock Tomb and hurls enormous boulders onto the battlefield, each one stabbing the ground and laying the blueprints for a dreaded, rock-ridden obstacle course. In short, the plan is to slow the tortoise down with the use of the speed-weakening rocks until he reaches a complete stop. Should that fail and he actually succeeds in completing the course unharmed...well, it'll still take him a couple of minutes or so to slow down to make all the tough corners completely unscathed and whatnot.
"TOOOOOORRRRRRR--"
>Torkoal's Speed was lowered!".....Tor?"
"What the hell?! It can't be, not this soon!" Malva cries, "Tectonic road rage, our ONLY weakness!"
Never mind that last bit about succeeding the course unscathed. Torkoal slaughters every rock in the course as part of a quest to quench his bloodlust for boulders and general destruction. Thus, the bits and pieces of gravel that accumulate onto him build up and wear down on him, shutting off the Flame Wheel and Lava Plume combination technique.
"Tor. Tor. Tor. Tor. Tor. Tor. Tor."
Torkoal completely wipes out, his hard shell skids across the battlefield and he lets out a nonchalant cry everytime he bounces upon the ground, until he finally stops right in front of Greninja.
"Nin. Ja.~"
>Torkoal was frozen!Dizzy and immobile, Torkoal is easily frozen by a simple Blizzard that Greninja inflicts by lightly poking his shell.
A) Use Ice Punch!
B) Use Low Kick!
C) Use Gunk Shot!
D) Use Waterfall!
