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Honestly, still probably gardevoir.
Either somehow I will convince it to like me and then I will being the waifufags dream, or, and more realistically, it will be highly fearful of any human that didn't raise it and will outright kill me, thus 1. sparing me of my own stupidity, and 2. I will have unleashed some unholy psychic demon onto the world to scare republicans and have sex with small goats
