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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw"Hey kid! Have you ever taken a Bullet Seed to the crotch?~"
"U-Uh, i-it's not on my bucket list!"
Cocoa turns to her subordinates with the sickest looking grin on her face, "Sounds like a no to me--boys, launch seeds at will!"
"Aye aye, boss!"
A dozen and then some streams of barraging seeds start firing at you at the rate of a rapid machine gun with no pause in-between. There doesn't need to be any explanation as to why a bunch of floppy fish organs inside of them that produce Iron Ball-tier seeds at an alarmingly fast rate, it's just move coverage speaking.
"G-GYAH!" with a high-pitched squeal, you make for a dive to the ground, immediately dodging the initial seed onslaught, but the game is far from over yet. These bunnies, their floozy leader, and the fish they're carrying mean business, and you're a walking target with a big KICK ME sign unless you can get erect and find your Pokemon in time. The fish in your hands now isn't enough to get you out of here or even get Anna.
"C-CRAP CRAP CRAP!" your pants get all wet, but it's not from piss, it's from the semen that this semen demon is making you produce out of sheer terror. You'll have to change later though, or else you're going to get a torso full of bullets in a few seconds.
"U-Uh, GOT IT!" while on the ground, you duck and roll to dodge the following trails of shit-kicking seeds. Then with your Remoraid's help, you freeze the Armory's floor, cementing Cocoa and her troops to the ice in the process.
"S-SKIDADDLE POWERS, ACTIVATE!" with that, you Krabbywalk like a motherfucker deeper into the Armory, still dodging bullets. (Fun fact, you are the Kalos regional champion for best Krabbywalker.)
Cocoa flicks her ears, not at all worried about her feet being frozen into the ground, "He can impulsively think while in a heated situation, I like that. JONESY! Flamethrower!"
"On it, boss!"
>What does Calem find in the Armory? 