>>53082314>you wake up tomorrow and Pokemon are realHang on, this a more complicated matter than you seem to think. Real Pokemon means for awesome and terrible consequences.
Since you've only made the Pokemon real, and not brought us to the world they come from, what you've actually done is cause global instability.
Since Pokemon like people and will prefer to be with them even when that person is bad to and for them, this means that you've given practically every person ready access to violence-ready superpowers. Can you even imagine the anarchy you've brought about?
You might think, "oh, if EVERYONE has a McNuke, then it's fine because they'll be too scared to also die" Except no, my good idiot, if that logic worked on a personal level there'd never be gun violence. No, the simple fact is that people will kill people if the opportunity presents itself and they feel like it, damned to the consequences.
Worse yet, the billions of people who feel the slaughter of another to be justified. Are you to tell me there isn't someone you want to kill? What about those split down the fanatical political party divides? Or entire countries with millions of bones to pick with each other?
Then there's the matter that the distribution is simply going to be unfair, and monopolized at any opportunity. Too bad you got a Wurmple in the chaos, Bob down the street nabbed a Garchomp and is taking your stuff. Good luck adventuring to get a team, basically every Pokemon is going to be hoarded and guarded as intensely as possible.
And finally, nuclear fire would at least be straightforward. You know what Pokemon bring? Turning your mind inside out, literally walking through any defence you can think of, and beating space and time like a pair of cheap hookers.
So that's right faggot, I won't be leaving my house.
