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>be me
>live in Olivine
>get call from mother
>tells me that my sister that lives in Blackthorn is very sick and that i should go visit her
>also tells me that she took money from my bank account to use on repels
>bitch
>decide to go visit her
>have to walk because own no flying pokemon and also fuck no
>decide to go through Mahogany
>i don’t mind going through ice path
>enter Mahogany
>visit Pokémon Center for a quick bite to eat
>about to leave Mahogany
>on the path to the exit, a man approaches me
>tells me that i haven’t done enough sightseeing in Mahogany and that I should go to the Lake of Rage
>tell him that my sister is very sick and I have no time to sightsee
>ignores me
>turns me around and tells me to sight see
>dick
>decide to go to Lake of Rage because it appears there’s no reasoning with this asshole
>pass through multiple team rocket members who attempt to mug me
>arrive at Lake of Rage
>get brutally murdered by rampaging red Gyarados
>mfw
I should have moved to Unova
