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>Bro: Scyther.
The original bro. Fuck yeah.
>BAMF: Sableye
Sure, give the motherfucker prankster and watch him wreck shit. I can see it.
>Coward: Delibird
This asshole. Fuck him. Always just dropping presents and running off. Santa cosplaying piece of shit.
>Brains: Giratina
Makes sense. The only problem is that I'm pretty sure he's the one who caused the apocalypse in the first place. Holy shit! I'm the bad guy!
>Dumbass: Kyurem
Come on you piece of shit. Fuck, you're useless. Even Genesect's signature move is better than yours. Dammit man, just, fuck. You better hope I find a Reshiram and a DNA splicer so that you're not completely worthless.
>Hero: Tyranitar
Yeah, I'm definitely the bad guy. Sorry about the whole apocalypse thing. I'm sure I had a good reason for it. Well, good reason to me anyways. I don't know. Maybe my girlfriend left me or some shit. Well, bow down to your new king.